Edit: Giuliani and Thompson are out of the race now, so if the local kids haven’t already, lets go bash their faces in.

The CEO of the Myrtle Beach, SC Chamber of Commerce came up with this gem of an idea. “Hey, let’s carve the faces of the Republican Candidates in sand at the beach. Any volunteers?” Nearby spectators clapped in awe, and hermit crabs and seagulls watched as the ocean swallowed these sad sculptures up after four grueling days of tedious carving. Unfortunately I don’t have a category in this blog for “when artists sell out” so I’ll just categorize it as “politics.”