Super Duper Tuesday is coming and unless the media releases a sex tape of Obama or Mitt Romney assassinates a puppy, we may be stuck with this crazy thing called a “Brokered Convention.” Apparently we have a pretty crazy political system in this country and one of the crazy ingredients is the Brokered Convention. If not enough candidates drop out and there is no clear winning number of delegates for either political party, then we refer to “super delegates” who help determine who the candidates will be in November. These Super Delegates wear capes, fly around and are basically tied into politicians and corporations across the country. “What does this mean?” Well, unless Obama is struck by the lucky truck, he won’t have enough delegates over Clinton to avoid a Broker Convention. Similar situation on the Republican side. The fun part is the realization that these Super Delegates are probably going to determine who is running for President this November. Hint: Each super delegate is a 60 year old corporate exec with a private plane and hellbent on world domination. Enjoy November.